New Year's Resolutions

40 items

Resolutions fail for a structural reason rather than a character one: people set eight simultaneously in a week when nothing else is happening, then meet February. Draw exactly one and give it the whole year. Forty options here, deliberately concrete and mostly small: the kind of thing you could genuinely still be doing in November. Anyone who insists on more than one should draw a second in July, by which point the first has either stuck or told you something useful about itself.